I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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