I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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