my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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