Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
the raccoons are back...
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