Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
im six kinds of drunk right now
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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