thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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