Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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