I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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