If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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