So drunk its hurt
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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