Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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