have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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