Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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