So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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