At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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