Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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