dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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