Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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