its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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