so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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