Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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