ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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