And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
