i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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