I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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