that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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