kristin has been a bad kristin
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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