Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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