Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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