we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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