As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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