How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
even my farts smell like vagina
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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