lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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