And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I want her autograph on my taint
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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