So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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