im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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