I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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