Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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