Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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