We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Bring me that man meat
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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