I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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