then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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