Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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