Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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