how can u be prego again
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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