Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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