so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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