just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Rumble strips road head = magical
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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