Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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