didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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