he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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