just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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