it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Randomize
