they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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