She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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